The curling iron.
The flat iron. Indecision prevails.
Two kinds of deodorant. Does one work better?
Hair gel.
Hair mousse.
Aerosol hair spray.
Pump hair spray. Sometimes environmentally conscience...sometimes....eehhhh!
12 shirts two sizes too small. Med. in juniors and Med. in kids is confusing you know!
5 pairs of skin tight jeans. $85 with no knees. Bargain shopper huh?
18 pairs of panties. Again with the size issue.
one dingy bra.
4 pairs of shoes. None of these are under $100
2 tubes of mascara. Why do you keep the ones that are dried up?
1 toothbrush. I think it's seen better days...like about 5 years ago.
6 pairs of socks. Half with holes.
1 hairbrush. with a full head of hair left in it.
nail polish remover.
nail polish.
nail clippers...fetish I guess. Who knows?
toothpaste.
mouthwash. This bottle has travelled everywhere in the world...UNopened.
shampoo.
conditioner. There's always less conditioner than shampoo. Can you say over usage?
2 pocket books.
2 wallets. Why?
1 bed pillow. Other parts of the country have no pillows.
1 blanket.
1 book. Knowing full well it won't be read.
1 big bowl of dog food
1 bowl of water with a lid
1 black schnauzer.......
For a 3 night trip Pete's packed & we're off to Stephie's. I hope among all this stuff she didn't bring her driving permit. Pete on 95! Picture the cats in the cartoons when they're scared. They're poofed up like a cotton ball, their eyes are like saucers, they have their nails dug into the floor or ceiling. That's me on the passenger side.
(sung to the tune of Over the River)
Over the little stream and through Hamlet's woods
To Steph-a-nies house we go
Pete does know the way but
"You're not driving!" I'll say
Then she'll pout for the rest of the daaayyy!