You know, having 3 girls should mean that at the end of your job rearing them you get a medal or at least a reward of sorts. Something like an hour with the current president of the United States to tell him exactly what you think should be done would be a start. You should get free flight & hotel accomodations to anywhere in the world you want to go. Private jet only please. Moms of 3 girls should get a week long romance with oh lets say George Clooney or Jon Bon Jovi. Jon and George should be wild with enthusiasm over this because it is such an honor.
There should be masterpieces done of you with a shawl drapped over your legs as you sit in a rocking chair. And by God this picture should even grace the walls of the Smithsonian! Diane Sawyer should interview moms of girls & Oprah should do shows on the subject. Just think of the ratings! Somewhere on that mountain where the presidents faces are carved there should be the face of a mom with 3 girls. Of course she'd look a bit haggard, maybe even a little wild eyed but the Bud Light and Valium concoction required to get through raising nothing but girls will do that to you.
Danika Patrick gets out of her race car to tons of cheering fans. Moms of girls should get the same response as they're walking to their cars to go to work. General Patton was considered one of the toughest men ever in the military. He'd bark out orders to his troops and they'd jump without hesitation still his vocal cords are nothing in comparison to a mom of girls yelling "DO NOT LET THAT BOY TOUCH YOU AND BE HOME BY 9!"
Lots of people think Hillary Clinton is just the bomb in as far as strong women go. Oh no, remember she only raised ONE girl. And you wonder why she didn't make the presidency.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
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