Christmas has got to be the time of year when people decorate the most. Yesterday I saw a van with antlers on it and the red ribbons on the front of cars are numbering more and more as December draws closer. I can't help but wonder if these people realize that it's making their cars look like the Pimpmobile. I mean really, it's hideous. If the car isn't new or isn't a gift then you're confusing me. Are you test driving it before giving it to Junior? Is the car going to your beauty queen of a daughter who is only 60 pounds over weight with a barely noticeable over bite? Probably meant to boost her self esteem huh? I'm about 40 lbs over weight myself. I keep telling daddy that a 2009 CTS sure would make me look better. So far, no luck there.
Another thing I wonder about are the people who put up the Christmas lights all the way around their homes. Not in a million years will you catch them on that same ladder painting the trim of their house but let Christmas roll around and out comes the ladder with great cheer! In the rain I've seen men putting up the "around the house" Christmas lights! Rain coats and all. I wonder if for these men it's like a super bowl kind of gathering. In other words, is drinking heavily a prerequisite? Gosh I hope so...else it means they're just plain stupid out there in the rain battling tangled lights on a ladder no less. "Ah-ite you stupit sum beech hand me another strand of dem lights fore I piss on your head & don't shake the ladder you'll make me spill my beer damn it!" The homes you see with the "around the house" Christmas lights up all year through are where the men live who've learned their lesson about climbing a ladder with tangled lights while drunk. Yet another mystery solved. You're welcome.
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You're hilarious. And you don't have good sense.
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